Now you may be thinking "What's wrong with Toy Story? It's just a bunch of toys."
Let me tell you a story.
Twas many years ago when I was but a young lass. Every summer, my brother and I would visit our grandparents. We each had a room to stay in there and would be there for at least a week each visit. Simple and relaxing.
So where does Toy Story come in?
With that damned song.
You've Got A Friend In Me...
So there I am, little BlueFireEyes, attempting to sleep. But I'd been having problems sleeping for a long time.
Then, that one summer... it starts.
I find myself drifting off to sleep. Too warm, but managing. Then, I hear it.
You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me.
Every.
Single.
Night.
The TV was on the other side of the wall. My grandpa would fall asleep with the TV on. And every night, it would play Toy Story. And every night, I couldn't fall asleep. I'd be trying to drift off, and all I could hear was that damned song. No sleep. Just Toy Story. Just t h a t s o n g.
Now, every time I hear it, I die a little inside...
... have mercy on me as I go through this realm.
Edit: As much as this is a vent, its also in good fun. I hope y'all can laugh at my pain.