So basically an evil cult has been running amok on the plane I'm currently living on, leading to summoning an Elder God to kill everyone. So you know, a normal Tuesday.
The young lad who was supposed to find the maguffin of power (I think it was a magic sword?) to kill the Elder God and save the day ended up being killed by a goblin. *Eye Roll*
So, not wanting to have to pack up my arcane factories, my apprentices, and my wife, I deployed a False-Vacuum Collapse spell-bomb as a suppository for said Elder God, thus dealing with the problem.
Now I've received a summons and am being censured for the following "crimes:"
- Invalidating a Class 2 Prophecy
- Designing an existential weapon of mass destruction.
- Building said weapon of mass destruction
- Using said weapon of mass destruction.
- Conducting unbecoming a Wizard during deployment of a weapon of mass destruction.
Is using Voice Amplification to shout "You can shove it up your ass!" while literally shoving a spell-bomb up an Elder God's ass really that much of a problem that The Council should be censuring me for it?