u/BizarreSkeptic

I'm going to have friends over for a party after I've recovered from my upcoming vasectomy. What are some things I should have at the party? So far I'm thinking:

-balloon animals in the shape of scissors.

-those toy cap guns (so we're shooting blanks).

-a gender reveal event, except the reveal is just nothing.

-empty bags of frozen peas and icepacks as decorations.

Any suggestions? The funnier the better.