u/BitEnvironmental2213

I’m going to say something that I genuinely believe would improve the game of golf:

More courses should be selling pizza by the slice at the turn. I’m fully prepared to stand by this over hot dogs.

The hot dog has had an uncontested monopoly on turn food for decades. no shade on hot dogs - They are portable, it’s easy, it does the job. But ask yourself, in any other scenario, how often are you choosing a hotdog over a slice of pizza?

Now imagine this instead: you make the turn, slightly rattled from a triple on 9, and you grab a hot, slightly greasy slice of pizza. It’s efficient, it’s satisfying, and it feels like a reward instead of a concession.

Also:

• One hand = still very playable
• No weird toppings logistics like condiments rolling off mid-cart ride or tipping over and smearing mustard
• Objectively more morale-boosting after a bad front nine

I’m not saying eliminate hot dogs. I’m just saying… let pizza compete. Open the market. Let the best turn food win.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.