u/Birbfrogs

Adopted children, children of adopted family members, the children of friends who you otherwise consider family all count.

If you take the deal, you can pick and choose which child(or multiple). the child does not need to be related to you biologically, but they can't be a stranger. The child is guaranteed to inherit a large sum of money when they turn 18 that can set them up for their entire life.

Every time you show up to an event for the child, you HAVE to wear a stupid costume. A clown costume, or an inflatable dinosaur, etc. Birthday parties, graduation, cookouts that you show up too? Pull out the hyperrealistic realistic horse fursuit. You can pick the costume, but it has to be noticeable.

You are allowed to tell them that the money is from you if you wish, but you can't explain why you wear the costume.

Everyone in your immediate family will become millionaires, while you won't be able to hold down a job for the rest of your life. The reason why you can't hold down a job will be assumed to be something that's no way your own fault (ie there will always be a better canidate, or you'll get deathly ill the night of a interview.

If you have a hobby that gives you money(like you're an artist or you win money at contests), it will be far below minimum wage where you live.

This clause includes people who might not be blood related but you consider to be family (adopted siblings, parents, or otherwise people you rely on as you would as a family member). They will each open up a business that blows up, or they will get promoted until they make at least 1 million per year, or whatever else makes sense for them, idk.

Do you trust your family to take care of you after becoming wealthy?