u/BigMongoose8196

The following is a collection of all my dreams from the past year and a half. Edits have been made to protect my identity as well as** to tone down specifics.** let me know what you think. I’d love to hear interpretations and whatever.

Dream 1: A Pinky and the Brain episode where they’re searching for ancient mole hairs in order to subvert the female mouse they created in an earlier season.

Dream 2: A movie about a political campaign, but one of the candidates is a badass former supernatural ass kicker with a warrior alter ego and an alien sidekick, attempting to keep a corrupt politician from getting into power. Craziness ensues with ghosts, Mother Nature, and a cool underground campaign headquarters.

Dream 3: A lovely vacation at my friend [J]’s beautiful château in Italy. I left my bagels there.

Dream 4: Grandma owns another house that no one knew about. After severe flooding, the house is being suggested to be put on sale. Everything is taken out and jammed into my space. I go out to stand in the floodwaters and catch two-tailed yellow salamanders. I get taught the importance of savings and mortgages by an old man, and now the space between the houses is a rodeo ground. Also the house I’ve lived in for years has a new loft where my aunt is watching TV.

Dream 5: There was an investigation at the house, then a party. I get asked out by a Twink.

Dream 6: [J] finally responds to me, and I get to jump into a virtual island full of dinosaurs with his mother. After saying hell yeah, I escape. He gives me a lesson on hand signals and Gen Z text terms.

Dream 7: I have five monster girl girlfriends and my parents meet two of them. The world of Monster Musume is real and I’m living in Aspen. Not to mention there’s a Big Time Rush concert soon.

Dream 8: Elon is building a supercomputer and it’s causing the weather to go crazy. [G]’s birthday is happening, but my lizard accidentally rips his legs and tail off and I’m struggling to find a vet.

Dream 9: All my teeth are horrifically rotting out of my mouth, and I’m struggling to find a way to fix it.

Dream 10:
Part 1: Elden Ring quest but it’s just getting dinner for the dinner table, and dinner is steak.
Part 2: The house gets invaded by black widow spiders.

Dream 11: Everybody is reading a super interesting puzzle book by the Riddler, and then everybody gets a muscle milk drink called Nerdy. The whole time the song “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” is playing on loop.

Dream 12: I drank a glass of milk. Now I’m being chased by a bunch of blue men wearing Aztec crowns and they are shooting crystals. I got sacrificed.

Dream 13: A rich, powerful, and slightly evil family of Black Aristocats are introduced. Sophie is one of 12 children. She is asked by her brother Moza if she loves to read, and through his powers, he can recognize that she has not been reading. As time goes on and the more he talks, the more she feels as if the world is warping around her. Sophie’s powers allow her to see from the eyes of her patients and figure out how to heal them. Moza’s powers are derived from music and voice.

Dream 14: I get in a mystical fight with two girls trying to catch me. I summoned the ghosts of 100 monkeys to save me and I win. Then I hang out with [E] and [F].

Dream 15: Ed Edd n Eddy cause a bloodbath after attempting to steal money from a secret society. I escort Ralph to his cartoon.

Dream 16: Lessons from the cast of Monster Musume. Money lessons by Rachnera, car lessons from Mia.

Dream 17: Literally just a first person perspective of eating a spicy sandwich.

Dream 18: My car got stolen, and for some reason my mom was there.

Dream 19: I’m a US senator.

Dream 20: A long road trip adventure ends with a small fender bender. The other driver takes off, and I’m a mess figuring out what to do.

Dream 21: An alternate timeline where [L] is my girlfriend and we’re adventuring around Salt Lake.

Dream 22: An episode of Smiling Friends where Charlie is turned into a new tropic vampire and Pim and I have to figure out how to turn them back.

Dream 23: A romantic dream.

Dream 24: Supercar race, then a wacky road trip.

Dream 25: I dream that [Ex] wants me back as we discuss our camping plans.

Dream 26: Dad is in town, the house keeps shaking, the lights flickering, and a ghostly presence makes itself known.

Dream 27: A celebrity has made himself known as the new Secretary of Defense and wishes to have meetings with myself and my family as he tries to get revenge and blackmail us. There are snacks in his office and he has a dirty three-screen monitor setup. I ate 1000 calories worth of Pringles.

Dream 28: I dreamt of laying my head in someone’s lap. They told me everything was going to be okay. I felt their warmth the entire time.

Dream 29: We are down in Texas celebrating my sister moving into her new house. [T] is there and he is as annoying as ever, wearing the same tank top. We wrestle, he wins, and then while playing with the grass I somehow rip all the skin off of my thumb and start bleeding profusely in front of all my family members. It gets fixed and then I wake up.

Dream 30: Me and [N] are cleaning the bank using the dusters and mops, break a comb into pieces.

Dream 31: A first person perspective of me typing on Discord. Apparently I’m hyper aware any time someone talks about Colorado. I said and I quote “every time the word Colorado is spoken, an angel gets its wings.”

Dream 32: A first person perspective of me typing on Discord, where someone accused me of plagiarism, super reacted me, and convinced everyone I did it.

Dream 33: An old friend comes back into my life as a friend with benefits, but things get complicated when I find out she has been dealing with a mystery illness. Things don’t go as planned.

Dream 34: We decide to save a bunch of missing-link female creatures from an island. One of the research partners comes back with a parasite.

Dream 35: It feels like a post-apocalyptic world. There are scientists, and then there are medically enhanced beings that are born and raised to build things on nearly habitable worlds. There’s a spider whose venom makes you glow, and it seems like a very overall sad story with lots of found family and a guy named Cabang.

Dream 36: Me and [Ex] rekindle things and for some reason I have sonic powers. She seems to have an unusual job involving elder care, but also sends me a lot of photos, and for some reason signs my floor.

Dream 37: For some reason, I have fallen in love with [Jes]. I don’t know what happened but that’s the entirety of the dream.

Dream 38: Two random strangers get into my car attempting to get a ride.

Dream 39: A Peanuts anime collab featuring Snoopy as the character X from My Hero Academia.

Dream 40: Travel to a city kept physically together by a power core. If the core is removed the whole city disintegrates. I run into and befriend a random girl. We travel around the city doing random things, only for me to run into [Ex]’s long lost half sister, as well as [S]’s half brothers and [Nef]’s half brother. I hang out with them only to end up running out of the city as the core is unknowingly removed.

Dream 41: [Jon] kills himself after finding he’s being blamed for nearly hurting a child. I still have to deliver packages to UPS, and a herd of horses blocks my path.

Dream 42: [Ex] reveals she is moving to Dallas and having a going-away party. She invites me and I finally get to tell her the things I wanted to say to her face. For some reason, she shaved half her head and tattooed herself.

Dream 43: For some reason I’m in Russia and global war begins. I’m in a rush to get out of the country.

Dream 44: A corrupt man has taken over the town. After a hard-fought fight, him and his associates are captured. Eventually you kill him, but because of that, some of the people closest to you hate you, because he may have been corrupt but he was fair.

Dream 45: [N] does a Hot Ones style design interview. Everyone is having a good time.

Dream 46: An episode of American Dad where Klaus steals a really expensive fish tank using an army of clones. Meanwhile, another stolen item he pawned off, which happens to be a phone and an answering machine, are continuously signaling for help.

Dream 47: A dark, dingy story that takes place in an alternate pre-World War I industrial imperial Britain, with golems and magic being a mainstay. A small battalion of 50 men are tasked with keeping the peace in the southern region after what seems to be a massive vampire outbreak. Our character falls in love only to watch his love become a vampire and ultimately join the vampire ranks. She may still have her wits about her, but the fight continues.

Dream 48: I’m exploring New York and accidentally run into a campaign rally. When trying to leave, someone kicks me in the balls twice.

Dream 49: After a really cool skiing experience and a D&D campaign, my incisor tooth falls out.

Dream 50: I finally get to see my long-lost dream daughter, Miku R. We talked together and I noticed she had gotten so big. It made my heart flutter to see my girl doing so well in a big house. We promised to go hiking someday, though I’m not sure how that would work for a 10-foot-tall half-spider woman. Furthermore, all of my friends were there. It was a giant house party we had planned. Lots of fun stuff, and somehow my hair ended up blue. After finally seeing my daughter, I would dye my hair a million colors to see her again.

Dream 51: I’m out to lunch with my dad and I have to run to the bathroom. By the time I come back, I find that the restaurant has been closed for the night and I am somehow covered in cheese stains.

Dream 52: Met another dream child of mine. His name is Garrett. He has a curse in which he has a mouth on the back of his head. He’s really strong but needs to eat a lot. I spent most of the dream traveling around looking for a magical cure.

Dream 53: I joined an X-Files-like organization where I was investigating ghosts. Apparently I was also living with [B] as well.

Dream 54: The never-ending gauntlet of the toughest enemies we can fight, ending in me and [A] testing what animals can survive a fight.

Dream 55: Literally a marathon run with some heart in it.

Dream 56: We’re a bunch of animal kids and there was a murder mystery, but also a defamation lawsuit, and somehow the buffalo girl was indicted.

Dream 57: Me and [Ex] finally reconnected, but she’s dating her old boyfriend. I spend the rest of the dream trying to prove I’m better.

Dream 58: A silly song about driving on back roads and nuking Aspen.

Dream 59: I’m a beekeeper selling honey. 🍯

Dream 60: A dream where Matthew Lillard seems to be playing Ben 10, Heatblast is a dragon, and there’s a giant octopus woman chasing after him.

Dream 61: I had a gun. I was so angry. I was shooting at people’s doors open. Somebody would come out and fight. Someone came out and talked to me, and I calmed down.

Dream 62: Me and the guys go down to New Mexico for a BABYMETAL concert. Lots of fun people and waterslides in the venue, and no Babymetal.

Dream 63: A weird mix of Harry Potter, Ben 10, the Backrooms, and a marathon. It was all very mind-boggling and scary.

Dream 65: I was Vandal from Marathon, voice and everything. The Thief was trying to revive me and crying because I was dying too quickly, only for her to get killed and then I get shot in the face with a shotgun.

Dream 66: I’m getting beaten by my father, only to wake up to a disturbing body horror situation, only to then wake up again and see that Moistcr1tikal posted about me, but then everybody hates me and I get choked out.

Dream 67: I’m still trying to get a hold of [Ex]. I travel to her family’s favorite museum to find them visiting. I find out that they’re actually a bunch of dragons and that she’s been stuck in her form for a while.

Dream 68: [Ex] teaches me how to dance.

Dream 69: I am an alien soldier in a semi-FPS fighting game with Alan the Alien. I can’t beat Alan with my trusty laser gun, and so the fight continues. Later, my perspective goes to my sidekick, who is hiding in a basket of trinkets. My sidekick is sick and has a runny nose. Alan’s sidekick decides to do the same thing, and when it feels like it’s getting dripped on, decides to happily lick the runny nose.

(This dream infuriated me because when I woke up, I actually didn’t have a runny nose and could not satisfy the urge to blow my nose to make things better.)

Dream 70: It started as a third person perspective of two people who became so gluttonous that they didn’t realize what was going on, only to wake up both tipping the scales at nearly 800 pounds and barely able to move through their once-spacious home. Then the third person perspective went inward to my perspective, and I was just a blob shifting from form to form, all while a mysterious woman’s voice screamed “Tell them now” louder and louder until I woke up.