u/BigDddyCornbeef

Source: trust me bro

Okay not literally. But pretty close.

I’ve told this story tons of times to my gamer friends but just realized I’ve never shared it here. I figured y’all would like to hear it. So in the place I used to live, there was an air vent RIGHT above my gaming setup. I was playing metro wearing headphones, dead of night, lights off, can’t remember which game it was (I think it was exodus?) and there was a part where a librarian walks up right behind you and breathes in your ear. Well RIGHT when that happened, the AC kicked on and I felt the cold air hit my neck just as I turned around and saw the librarian standing there. Y’all. I was a little drunk while playing too. The way I jumped out of my chair, threw those headphones off and spun around 🤣🤣 I had to pause my game and take a smoke break it had me so shaken up. By far one of the best experiences I’ve had playing a video game. Not even VR can replicate what I felt that night 🤣

Guys I swear I am psychic. Every once in a while, I get the hankering to replay an old game. And 9 times out of 10, DURING my play through, a remaster or a new game in the series is announced. I was replaying the old gta games when they announced the definitive editions. I was replaying destroy all humans when they announced the remakes. I was replaying KOTOR when the remake was announced. (I think that one has been canceled but I’m still counting it.) I was replaying the Mafia series when they announced the mafia 1 remake. I was replaying black flag when they announced the remake. And now? I was replaying metro when they announced the new game in the series.

Anyone wanna make some suggestions on what I need to replay next? If you wanna see a new game or remaster / remake, I’m your guy. And given my clairvoyance I feel partially responsible for the new metro game. Y’all are welcome. 🤣