u/Big-Hard-Chungus — reddlx

Bro‘s been waging war against an organisation that names its members after 2010‘s era meme songs for a myriad and still hasn‘t packed them in for good. All because he insists on the highest possible death count on his side.

Surely those extra deaths don‘t juice up his Necros enough to make up for the loss of resources.

No second amendment for the Cohort. Just legions of Fourth House Middleschoolers getting lit up like fireworks just so Judy Dudy can perform some magic tricks.

Imagine being one of 10 jobbers running into the line of fire just so some Necro can make a couple of skeletons out of your Thanergy and bleed out of their butthole. Your whole life‘s been leading up to this, just like your parents did and your kids will.

Surely at some point you‘d bring up looting some gats to your Officer.