I don't know what form of ogres and trolls raised you to think it's acceptable to disturb dozens of people before the sun is even up, but I bet even they regret your existence. I hope you lay awake at night thinking about every stupid thing you've ever said. I hope your pillow is always hot and your blanket is always insufficient. I hope your feet grow to be two different sizes. I hope your favorite song is always interrupted. I hope your tire gets a nail in the sidewall. I hope every time you try to make an important call you lose signal and every website you open has a captcha.
u/BenedictCucumberButt
▲ 165 r/okc
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 8 days ago
▲ 8 r/okc
The place on 23rd in Paseo. I've never seen anyone coming or going. Is it good? A front? Is it even open?
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 13 days ago
▲ 168 r/okc
Please invest in some proper toilet paper holders, otherwise the toilet paper inevitably ends up on the dirty bathroom floor. Which is gross and unsanitary.
Looking at you Bar Arbolada, Sauced, Rad Bar, and R&J's.
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 16 days ago