u/Battl3bee

So I had almost all of them done in like 2-3 days, but I got busy and couldn’t write the last couple of entries. Anyways, now I’m less busy and here the cast is! See you at the writeups.

Calamitas

Terraria: Calamity - Submitted by u/Battl3bee

When Godseeker Yharim took her in as a little girl, he found that she had power rivaling the gods. She originally served under him, reveling in the destruction of his crusades… up until he did stuff like order her to kill her father figure. Hence her name, she has caused mayhem and calamity in the Terraria: Calamity universe, being partially responsible for the destruction of Azafure and entirely responsible for the destruction of Ilmeris and all its inhabitants. While she is regretful of her actions with her abandoning Yharim, being sorry IS NOT ENOUGH; and thus she has been sent to the Inconsistent Games of Whimsy and Chaos to atone for her sins. 

Panther Caroso

Star Fox - Submitted by u/Grand_Moose2024

A member of the good for nothing pilot group in the Star Wolf group, Panther Caroso joins the fight with a number of misdemeanors under his belt. He was recently captured by the Star Fox crew and has been sentenced to a grand sentence of 8 weeks community service, which he will spend here.

Burning Spice Cookie

Cookie Run Kingdom - Submitted by u/Existing-Ad-9590

A member of the fabled five beasts, ruthlessly roaming the Land of Spice for cookies to slaughter. Taking delight in carnage, this cookie of destruction finds delight in making others suffer. We’re keeping extra medical teams on standby just in case. 

Sarge

Red vs Blue - u/Submitted by SirAegislash

Also known as Sergeant S. Sarge III. The main character of Red vs Blue and leader of the Red team, being the embodiment of every 1950s film stereotype character melted into a boiling pot of a character in a Halo related universe. His actions revolve around violence, with him even ending up becoming commanding officer of the blood gulch’s Red team by accidentally being responsible for the deaths of all other competitors, a skill which naturally will transfer well into this game. 

Tim Madden

Real Life Figure - u/Submitted by u/RepresentativeYak503

After covering a deicidal witch, a sentient civilization destroying confection, and a ruthless commander, we finally have our first normal contestant! Born with a natural talent for music, he joined the Hi-5 in 2009, with a goal to bring smiles to the faces of children! Now will experience performing for children help in THE INCONSISTENT GAMES OF WHIMSY AND CHAOS? Maybe. Let’s find out!

Usami

Danganrompa - u/Submitted by u/Puzzled-Manner9559

Following the utter LOSS AND FAILURE by Shirokuma in Season 1, we have another robotic animal from Danganrompa to take his place, this one being a rabbit and a magical girl! Like her failed predecessor from last season, she is kind and pacifistic, but unlike him she’s even more naive and incompetent and is beaten constantly by Monokuma like how I beat my wife and kids after tuning down a Mr. Beast $100,000 challenge because they want to spend time with me instead!

…

..What, did that joke go too far?

..sorry :(

Urataros

Kamen Rider Den-O - Submittrd by u/Nahuelfire39

An Imagin from the universe of Kamen Rider Den-O with his trusty Uratazao, with a penchant for fishing (hence his theming and weapon) and the sea alike. What he also especially has a penchant for is being a LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE and POSSESSING people. But I mean what are you really gonna possess on this island to help you. A pig? Do you want to possess a pig? Who the hell would possess a pig?

“YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.. 

FISH 🐟”

-urataros probably

Ren

Disventure Camp - u/Submitted by MomentCompetitive309

An individual full of WHIMSY and JOY (fitting for this series) who loves meeting people and graphic design. He also looks like if a man and a woman had a child (probably because he’s genderfluid). But more importantly he stands up to bullying! A very nice respite from the fact that half of the people submitted in this season are soulless monsters.

EVE

Mother 1 - Submitted by u/Dull_Sir_8462

A CLANKER designed by George Halloway to protect his grandson, Ninten, from harm, absolutely murking out any enemy she comes across until uh… well I’m not going to spoil what happens to a non major character in a 36 year old game! How dare you assume I would do something so vile? Anyways, since Ninten isn’t here let’s just pray she can adapt and try to find a new master to protect and doesn’t go haywire.

Mandy

Totally Spies - Submitted by u/angiewantscookies 

The Archnemesis of Clover in Totally Spies, this stereotypical highschool mean girl will do whatever it takes to beef with Clover and compete with her. Unfortunately, now that Mandy’s usual target is not present in this island of fowls and swine, she’ll have to find someone else to be opps with. King pig maybe?

Bob Dole

Real Life Figure - Submitted by u/TheMurderGal

In TheMurderGal’s own words, “Bob Dole is ready to prove Bob Dole’s better than that wimp Kemp.” Truly an inspiring motivation. Because he beat Jack Kemp in real life as well, certainly a better performance than Kemp is expected. While he may have lost to Bill Clinton in his election, he still got it in him. With his experience in combat as a  WWII veteran and experience in politics under his belt, he can effectively cover every branch required for a good performance in the INCONSISTENT GAMES OF WHIMSY AND CHAOS.

Peppa Pig

Peppa Pig - Submitted by u/LoveandLightLol

“I’m Peppa Pig! *snort*”

-Peppa pig

very awesome

please clap

Since this season descends upon an island of swine, it only makes sense to have a swine on here. She loves playing with her friends and her little brother, George — But unfortunately neither her friends nor her family are here. In fact, we forgot to pack much food for this journey so Peppa Pig might end up eating and/or becoming bacon this season. We apologize for this in advance. 

Great Sage Sophie

Miitopia - Submitted by u/WikiGirl3567

Hailing from Miitopia, the Great Sage appears in this season, looking for faceless birds and pigs to liberate. Sure, most of you might’ve put your favorite copyrighted characters in the place of the default Sage, Sophie… but we’re probably racking enough copyright lawsuits as is so we’re rocking with the default mii for the Sage absolutely nobody picks. 

Daryl Dixon

The Walking Dead - Submitted by u/Apprehensive-Cost200

The main character of The Walking Dead. After killing more things than we can count, surviving more deathly situations than we can count, and going against a number of different factions the show has thrown at him, every new situation has only toughened him up. The ruthless apocalypse and his experience in it has shaped him, prepared him… but for what exactly? What has this suffering been for? Well obviously it’s for the inconsistent games of whimsy and chaos. Duuhhh.

Alanna

Pokémon - Submitted by u/Shot_Stranger6252

A character in the Pokémon series who lasted a grand total of 1 episode! Some of our contestants have fought in wars, some of them have destroyed kingdoms or gods, but none else has the grand experience of adventuring through the trick house in Mauville for some Pokéblocks and fighting team rocket! So uh… if you ever need to adventure through a trick house on the piggy island, you know who to call! 

Hugh Morris

Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream - Submitted by u/NoCommercial5519 

The internet’s favorite jester, debuting in the Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream directs. He came in a bundle deal with the Great Sage Sophie this season. Anyways, after utterly SHATTERING Angie’s heart on Yoomian island in favor of Dr. Winters, Hugh Morris is here to brighten the mood on a different island and win the hearts of his fellow contestants.

Ami Cusak

Survivor - Submitted by u/Life-Application7744

A dedicated two time contestant for Survivor. After losing twice in both Vanuatu and Micronesia, she desperately wanted another chance to win so she joined the INCONSISTENT GAMES OF WHIMSY AND CHAOS! Unfortunately she missed the first bus and now she has to compete in the big brother part instead of the survivor part. We aren’t called inconsistent games for no reason after all! At least she didn’t get into the hunger games rotation. Big Brother is close enough, right? Let’s just hope she manages to do better than her run in Micronesia.

Alloy

Chocotale - Submitted by an IRL friend

A TEN OUT OF TEN BADDIE melded from the evil essences of Asriel and Chara in the Chocotale Undertale AU. Yeah, she ate some death row prisoners, she ripped out a kid’s eye, and she basically declared war on all mankind… BUTTT unlike the other criminals here, she isn’t on an apology tour and bribed our hiring scout with a lot of chocolate. She’s also a shapeshifter!

Miles

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race - Submitted by u/Thisaccountishaunged

Not to be confused with the person I play among us in class with at school, Miles is a TREE-HUGGING VEGAN HIPPIE who will make sure the delicate flora and fauna remain unharmed in the diverse biomes of piggy island. will make sure to RUTHLESSLY ENFORCE her vegan values on anyone she catches through sass and snark.

Zoe

Murphy and Mitzi - Submitted by u/Riot_the_squid_ink

A dog-person, not to be confused with dog man or the middle age rumors of dog headed people. No, this one is different because she uhh.. dresses in purple! Anyways, Zoe is a very talented individual in a variety of different subjects, and can get everything you need from her done while rollerskating all over the place. As long as you can handle her sarcasm.

Also as a note, I accidentally tagged these games under survivor and put survivor stats when copypasting because I briefly forgot that the games rotate and this one is Big Brother. I will be transferring the stats you’ve given me (for those who added stats) to what I find correlates with them best.

SIGNUPS OPEN! 13/20 SPOTS FILLED.

edit: just realized I tagged this as survivor instead of big brother because I forgot it rotated whoops

With Dahlia being the first ever winner of our awesome new series, I'm choosing Piggy Island from the Angry Birds franchise as our next location. Expect Birds, Pigs, Slingshots, and the US Military invading it for oil.

Now, what are the rules for submitting characters?

1. ANY character, object, etc is allowed (with the exception of real-world religious central prophets/deities as I want to avoid potentially blaspheming and offending certain people's deep beliefs here. Anything else is fair game). Give me their name, origin, and gender.
2. Here's the catch: If it is a character who is historical or fictional or anything of the like, you MUST provide a link to somewhere (like a fandom or wikipedia link) where I can do a bit of brief research on them, as I want to implement character traits into these games. If it's someone like your OC, you can provide a summary of them for me to use as reference.
3. ONE submission per person. There is no limit to the amount of characters that can appear in the season, though I might increase submissions per person if we underperform and add a limit if I end up feeling overwhelmed.
4. Allocate your stat points if you can! For Survivor sims, stats are between 1-5, and each character will have 24 points max.
5. I get to throw one character into the mix from my pool cuz why not. My pick this season is Calamitas from Terraria: Calamity because uhh I just started a calamity infernum playthrough with my best friend.

Stats in Brantsteele's survivor are:

Physical [Challenge]

Endurance [Challenge]

Mental [Challenge]

Stamina [Energy]

Social Skills

Temperament

Strategic Ability

Loyalty Level

5. No repeat characters (Unless it's a returnee season).

Have fun!

Oh, and one more thing.

The winner of each season will have the next season's place be themed around a place affiliated with them, like a certain location in their franchise if they are a fictional character. If you have any specific preferences for what you want the location to be, feel free to let me know! As a new winner's bonus, I'll add the winner to my Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream island because I've definitely been getting into that game. Writeups might take a while cause I'm getting a bit swamped in schoolwork. Okay, have fun!