u/Basic-Alternative442

I have an acquaintance, a friend of a friend. He loves pancakes. His diet is like 50% pancakes. What are you getting up to tonight? Oh, it's pancake night!

That's fine, probably not the healthiest, but we all have our things, can't hold it against him. What I do hold against him is that he doesn't just say "pancakes," it's always "pancakes with maple syrple!" Or, on special occasions, "pancakes with extra maple syrple!" Sometimes he'll even branch out and have "waffles with maple syrple!"

IT'S CALLED SYRUP PLEASE CALL IT SYRUP OH MY GOD ​​STOP TALKING LIKE A TODDLER