u/BadWayBaby41

Hey, I'm a drunk 32 year old lady and I live with my parents. I sent this text and at the last minute put "fart" instead of "fault" and thought it was so fucking hilarious that I laughed out loud. I had to actually cover my mouth. Don't get me wrong, it's dumb as fuck and not even funny, but the fact that I instinctively and audibly laughed makes me laugh even more because I'm so fucking stupid for laughing that hard at it.

Also, describing fucking anything with Margaritaville lyrics is inherently hilarious...and sometimes (mostly) depressing.

Ok, I guess that's why I'm here