u/Background-Panda3404

H4CK3R: Dark what is this?

Dark: You said you didn't want me threating to kill The Second Coming's friends in order to convince him to revive your wife so I made this. This will convince him that NO ONE is lame and stupid and he was a fool to ever consider him an ally.

NO ONE: Couldn't you have *gurgle* drawn me *gurgle* in instead of using *gurgle* me as a prop?

Both H3CKER and Dark: Shut up!

Dark: You really don't have any survival instincts at all do you? I must have dropped you in a pool of water at least 100 times today and you still haven't learned to swim. Maybe if you do we'll transform you back to normal size!

H3CK4R: I actually already talked to him and found out he doesn't know how to use his powers. Looks like we are going to have to use the machine after all. Its not gonna hurt him, is it?

Dark: What do you care? He is working with Alan!

H3CK4R: I get the feeling he's largely innocent and hasn't grasped that he's been protecting bad people.

Dark: Don't worry, I can make it so the machine won't hurt him.

NO ONE: *gurgle* *gurgle* *gurgle*