▲ 5 r/howardstern
You could’ve started a business, learned a new language, volunteered at a Children’s Hospital, or worked on the cure for cancer. Instead, you filled your head with images of Benji pretending to be retarded in a hot dog documentary, you shout MacHine anytime that Pink Floyd song comes on, you use “Hey Now!”daily in your communications, and you know the punchline to Abe Hirschfeld’s joke is, “she got an F in sex.“
I speak your name. Bye for now.
u/BacchusLord1 — 7 days ago