u/BabyElectronic1759

I've seen comments for the last soon 2 years about how Chort is annoying and lame, how the story doesn't add up with his background, that his actions and results from them are nonsensical, he is the reason this is the worst expansion ever, and so on.

While all of that may be true, it has to be mentioned that his actual longterm plan is incredible and people seriously need to reconsider their opinion on him, and if they left a negative Steam review to change it back to positive.

Now I won't lie, we did get an ass-poor MSQ. Whenever it shaped up to be cool, like going through Wild West area with Erenville and having fun, only to get batista bombed back to Chort looking at funky sci-fi tech.

But having this journey of agony finally gave players something they never realized they had forgotten a long time ago, which is their voice. The voice of reason to say "This is a shitpancake but with no pancake."

And it made Yoshi not only listen to the complaints so rapidly that he even re-worked 7.1 to steer course to something we all love, ascians and other shenanigans we've dealt with several times already. He also addressed everything people have requested for years now but accepted that it "just couldn't be done". Clearly it could be, and oh boy did Yosh-man not hold back.

Thanks to Chort's sacrifice, all of our wishes have been implemented, or soon will be, such as:

• Limited glam system? Nah fam, put that healer thong on your Machnist, or tanks' chasity cage shorts on your Black Mage.
• Dyes taking up too many spots? Not anymore, enjoy having space for other junk you should discard now.
• We've added a brazillion furniture items? Now you got space to store and even use them, buckaroo.
• 2 minute meta is boring, and Yoshi is moving away from it faster than we moved on from Dawntrail.
• Class rotations are too similar and lack identity, so we've put Peeveepee-san to make it funky again.
• Can't fit everything in glam dresser and Yoshi Prada can't fit all his heavy metal t-shirts in it, time to make armory great again.
• Our Second Life erotica-fandom wanna make clothing skimpier, so now we can remove bits and pieces from clothing in next expansion.
• Want more hair colours? We can do better, be the Orc you wanna be, change skin colour freely too!
• Tired of Tomestomes? Me too said Yoshi and hired 14 interns to re-do the system, just for you and me, and himself.
• And many many more, not even Kim Possible from the dead Chaos data center could list it all to come, but at least the chuds there can easily queue with chad Lights now.

All I'm saying is, it's time to unbutton your shirt/blouse and deepthrustly apologize to our oversized chonky menace. After all with a list like this, he has clearly accomplished more than any minor side-kittens, like Shtola.