I BRING YOU THIS TRASH TALK THREAD TODAY WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TODAY AND I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME. IT WAS A BIG WEEK FOR USL WITH SOME GOOD PRINX CUP ACTION, THEN THE CBA FINALLY GOT TENTATIVELY APPROVED IN THE FINAL MOMENTS OF APRIL. OBVIOUSLY THE OPEN CUP COULD HAVE GONE BETTER, BUT HERE WE ARE. I APPRECIATE ALL THE BANTZ AND SHIT TALKING WE'VE DONE HERE TO HELP GET EVERYTHING ACROSS THE LINE.
WITH THAT BEING SAID, I WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I HAVE ACCEPTED THE HEAD COACHING POSITION OF MONTEREY BAY AND WILL NOW HAVE CONTRACTUAL LIMITATIONS RESTRICTING MY ABILITY TO POST THE TTT ON FRIDAYS. I WAS ABLE TO NEGOTIATE ONE FINAL POST, BUT WANTED TO USE THIS TIME TO ROLL OUT MY ACTION PLAN.
DON'T END UP LIKE OAKLAND. OBVIOUSLY MONTEREY HASN'T WON A GAME YET BUT WE ALL SAW HOW OAKLAND SOMEHOW GOT EVEN WORSE LAST YEAR WHEN THEY FIRED THEIR COACH EARLY IN THE YEAR. HOW EXACTLY THAT WILL BE AVOIDED IS TBD.
WIN THE TRANSFER WINDOW. I SUBMITTED A FEW REALISTIC TRANSFER TARGETS TO HELP TURN THINGS AROUND. LEADING THE WAY IS JAMES MILNER. NOTHING LIKE WRAPPING UP YOUR CAREER IN THE CALI SUN. ONCE THAT IS DONE AND WITH THAT PRINCIPLE IN MIND, WE WILL GO AFTER MO SALAH, SEAMUS COLEMAN, LEWIS DUNK, AND ADAM SMITH, JUST TO HELP BUILD A SOLID CORE. AFTER THAT, I'M SURE MESSI WILL WANT TO SIGN FOR US TOO.
PLAY THE KIDS AND FOCUS ON ACADEMY EXCELLENCE. PROBABLY JUST GONNA COPY BARCELONA HERE. SURPRISED MORE TEAMS HAVEN'T DONE THAT YET. CAN'T IMAGINE ITS THAT HARD.
START THE PROCESS FOR A STATE OF THE ART STADIUM. OBVIOUSLY PROMOTION TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS GOING TO BE A GIVEN AT THIS POINT, SO THE NEXT STEP IS CHAMPS LEAGUE AND OPEN CUP DOMINANCE, MAKING MONTEREY THE MOST PRESTIGEOUS CLUB ON THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD. I CAN'T SAY WHAT OUR LONG-TERM GOALS WILL BE FROM THERE, BECAUSE I'M SURE THERE WILL BE INVITES TO LIGA MX, COPA LIBERTADORES, AND MAYBE EVEN JUST THE EPL BY THAT POINT. BUT WE WILL REMEMBER OUR START IN USL WITH FONDNESS.
WITH THAT BEING SAID, I AM OPENING UP THE FLOOR NOW FOR ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE. OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE SOME GOOD MATCHES THIS WEEKEND THAT DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED TOO, BUT IT JUST FEELS FITTING THAT WE OPEN OUR NEW CHAPTER AGAINST TULSA BECAUSE FUCK TULSA.
CAPS ON, FLAIR UP, AND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO INSERT THE N'SYNC "ITS GONNA BE MAY" MEME HERE BEFORE YOU SEE IT 500 TIMES TODAY.