u/Awkwardguy_77

My sheikh of the neighborhood thinks Jumpstyle is "The devil dance"

BRO LITERALLY TOOK "jumping is not a sin" too far cuz fuck you mean bro said to ME while I was training on my jumpstyle

"You know, that dance is haram. It's the dance you'll do for Shitan when you burn in hell"

HUH?!? WHAT!?! BRO CHILL IT'S JUMPING, SPINNING, AND KICKING.

Oh- Ohhh yeah! Because Allah's hater ass probably made it a "sin" and "haram" because IT'S SOOOOO SAID THAT JUMPSTYLE IN THE QURAN IS HARAM. yeah yeah okay

Umm on an unrelated note, did your brain cells fall off with your massive falling hair patch you baldies basics looking bitch?

I SWEAR THIS IS PISSING ME OFF MORE THAN IT SHOULD. Why can't he mind his own business?

Anyways just wanted to say this cuz it's so stupid 😭

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u/Awkwardguy_77 — 5 days ago