THUS THE FANFIC HAS ARRIVED
Hello again, it is I, the guy who promised the punk legoshi absolutely destroying christian boy jack a week ago or so! Here it is
Know that:
-it may be shitty
-its not canon, so dont get ya panties in a twist
-its my first attempt at a fanfic this long
Have some bloody fun, lads!
When youre in college, youre bound to find a few different personality. Theres gonna be the jocks, the popular girls, the nerds....and then there are the punks. People who are seen in different ways by people, as half of the people who see them want to insult them, the rest wants to fuck them. Incredible, aint it? Well, sometimes, between this personalities, there may be some mix and match...for example, between Legoshi, whos a punk to the core, with a face full of piercings, black clothes with studs and an attitude of not giving two fucks about school and who smokes even the grass in his garden, and Jack, whos someone whos been raised in the fields and outside of the city for most of his life, who has only known religion and who blushes the second someone even barely mentions something sex related. Then, you might be asking yourselfs " how the fuck do this two even fit together, or talk, or speak, or even stay close to one another?" Well, its the same exact question Jack was asking himself, when, after waking up one morning, found another body in his bed as he turned, noticed it was legoshi, noticed how both himself and Legoshi were naked before he screamed at the top of his lungs, waking up Legoshi in a heartbeat as he hit his head againts the low ceiling of Jacks dorm, noticable by the fact that it had at least one crocifix in each room and it was in extreme order, to the point where the books where ordered in alphabetical order
"Fuck sake, the heck ya scream about?" Asked Legoshi as he rubbed his head and yawned, looking at Jack having a live panic attack as he kept praying and praying, begging for forgiveness as Legoshi shrugged his shoulders and got out of the bed, heading for Jacks kitchen to make himself a coffee. Meanwhile, Jack also got out of bed as he turned to the crucifix of his room, got on his knees and started praying again
"Oh Lord, please forgive me for my sin and absolve me from them! I swear, i didnt mean to sleep with a boy, please please please please..."Jack said as he kept begging in front of the crucifix
"Yo, where the fuck do ya keep your alcohol?" Asked legoshi from the kitchen as Jack remembered that he wasnt in fact alone in his dorm as he turned to look at legoshi with incredible speed
"I dont have any alcohol! And why are you here?! What did we do last night, uh?! Did you drug me?!?" Jack asked as he got up, shaking Legoshis shoulders roughly, before noticing how both him and Legoshi were still naked as his gaze wondered on the others body, noticing his nipple piercings, his wonderful muscles and his thick, swinging-
Jack stopped his thoughts as he remained bamboozled for a few seconds before backing away at the speed of light, covering himself at the best of his capability as he blushed like crazy
"Why the fuck are you naked?! Why am I naked?! Did you drug me?!?"
Legoshi sighted as he leaned againts the doorframe as he rubbed his eyes, the piercings in his eyebrows jiggling slightly
"Cause we fucked, duh? God, too much alcohol last night..." he said as he kept rubbing his eyes, clearly feeling the hangover from last night as Jack also now noticed the faint headache he also had
"Yea, fuck...still, can you at least dress up, dude?!" Said Jack again as Legoshi grinned slightly before passing him with deliberate slowness as he only put on his own pants, leaving himself shirtless as Jack completely got dressed again, from head to toe as he didnt want to leave a single inch of himself uncovered, before he passed a finger on his neck to find some teeth signs, like something or someone....Jack eyes panicked as he looked at the various hickeys on himself before he got back on his knees to pray again as Legoshi simply sighted
"Im gonna use your bathroom, alright?" He said as he didnt want for a response from Jack as he entered the bathroom, closing the door behind him
Jack took the occasion to call his best friend haru, hoping shed pick up the phone, which she luckily did
"Oh, morning jac-"
"Haru, please fucking help me, i think i had sex with a guy!"
"Uh...and?"
"What the heck you mean AND?! Ive fucked with a boy, AND i had sex before marriage! Its two damn sins in one wrap!"
"Damn dude, dont make it so hard on yourself...who did ya fuck with, though? And did he leave any marks?"
Jack could practically hear the grin in her voice as he blushed again
"It was legoshi"
"I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON!? YOU MANAGED TO FUCK WITH HIM, THE ONE BOY WHO FUCKED HALF THE CAMPUS?! HOW!?"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING KNOW?!? ALSO, please tell me what happened last night, cause i dont remember shit"
"You dont remember? Good luck listening, then. First, me and Luna managed to convince ya to drink, which was already a miracle. Also, Luna says hi. Second of all, after your first drink, you kept on going, even ending an entire bottle of whiskey for a dare to show you were "a true christian" even if im sure it was made to trick ya into drinking, and third, you crashed againts Legoshi, who was also drunk, and you and him left the party together, and now hes over at your dorm."
Jack was too stunned to speak a single word as he processed everything he heard
"So, youre telling me i got drunk, drinked a whole bottle of whiskey and fucked with him? Oh my lord, please help me" said Jack as he fell back onto his bed
"Yep, thats pretty much it. Gotta go now, have fun" Replied Haru as he hanged the phone in his face, leaving him stunned as he observed Legoshi exit from the bathroom as he checked his own hickeys
"Well, damn, you bite hard...and you take it well-"
"Please dont make this more embarassing and sinful than it already is" Jack muttered as he blushed again, covering his face with his paws as Legoshi chuckled, dropping down next to him as he lighted a cigarette
"What, embarassed? Did i take your virginity, perchance? Let me guess, i did?" Legoshi asked in his smug tone as he looked at Jack, even if his eyes glowed with something that was a lot different from smugness as he looked at Jacks
"Well, yes you did. And it was with a boy, AND it was pre marriage. Im gonna go to hell for this, arent i?" Jack said as he rubbed his eyes again with a deep sigh as Legoshi exhaled some smoke before handing him the cigarette
"...the heck are you doing?" Asked Jack as he looked in confusion at the cigarette Legoshi was handing him
"At this point, if you have to go to hell, go down there with style, dont ya think?" Asked Legoshi as he pushed the cigarette slightly towards Jack, Jacks eyes still drawn slightly to Legoshis bare chest before flicking back to the cigarette and hesitantly taking it from him and taking a drag of it, immediately starting to cough as legoshi chuckled while taking the cigarette back
"How do you guys even manage to smoke that?!" Asked Jack as he kept coughing a bit more before managing to stop while Legoshi took yet another drag of the cigarette, blowing the smoke out from his nose as he laid back down onto the bed as jack hesitantly followed
"Well, it helps to relax. Dont ya feel relaxed now?"
"Well, i do feel a bit better, if i have to be honest...but im still shocked from all this"
"Come on, dude, live a little. Even your place looks like a church instead of someones whos actually having fun in life. What, at night you pray and read the bible to go to sleep?" Asked Legoshi as Jack became slightly redder and looked away, not wanting to admit that it was exactly what he did to go to sleep
"W-what? Obviusly not! I...i drink cocktails and...and read porn magazines!" He said as Legoshi grinned
"Oh really? And whos your favorite pornstar? Or cocktail, for all that matters?"
Asked Legoshi as he looked at Jack who was completely panicking internally as he gripped the edge of the mattress more
"Uh...saint...patroclo?" He replied hesitantly as Legoshi exploded into a wild and untaimed laugh while Jack kept becoming redder and redder as he hit him on the shoulder
"Saint patroclo?!?! Ahahahahah!"
"Stop it, you bastard!" Jack replied as he tried to hit Legoshi as he took his wrist and pulled him closer, making him fall on top of his chest as they stared at each others in the eyes
Time seemed to slow down for Jack as he stared in those soft grey eyes, getting post in that beautiful colour before coming back to reality when Legoshi blew smoke into his face, making him cough and get up from his face
"Dude, the heck!?" He asked as he coughed while legoshi chuckled, putting his paws on Jacks hips, making him blush immediately as his tail wagged a tad bit before stopping
"Hey...what you doing this summer?"
"Uh? Why you asking?" Jack said even if he did have some theories on the why he was in fact asking
"Well, me and a few of my friends are planning a few trips to the beach, so...wanna trail along?"
"Well...." Jack hesitated as he thought about it. His parents would have wanted him home for summer...oh, who was he kidding, hes in college, he can do whatever he wants!
"Yes. Yes, ill come" He said after mustering enough courage as Legoshi chuckled again
"Good. Then...ill make sure to tell the others to prepare another spot"
Jack nodded as they both stayed silent for a few minutes, not knowing if from embarassement or from something else in the tension between them
"So....coffee?" Asked Legoshi as he looked at Jack
"Yes, coffee...as long as you put on a shirt" Jack commented as he got off Legoshi and off the bed, heading for his kitchen as Legoshi followed
"Yes sir" He replied, earning a smack from Jack as he put on a shirt and they both exited the dorm, heading to get some coffee at the shop down the road, the very first of many till summer started