I bring it on myself, just for the giggles
It started a few years ago when my daughters a-hole friend was screaming at his girlfriend for his car overheating, I asked her "should I put on a dress and go help him" Of course she tolled her eyes and said no, but I took it as a bit of a challenge.
I was at Harbor Freight one time and a few guys were trying to load whatever big things on a flatbed trailer. They were almost fighting about how to do it, and having common sense, it looked simple to me. Luckily I WAS wearing a dress that day! I was parked a few aisles away, so I went and put my things in the car, then circled back so it seemed like I may have come out of the store.
Walked up like I was a police officer, hands on my hips and asked "having some trouble here?" Of course they looked at me with their jaws on the ground. I walked around their trailer a few times, pointed out where this one and that one should go, and walked away.
I have dark tinted windows so I drove over closer to see what kind of crazy they assumed I am, cracked a window to hear "wow, she's right! Why don't they have people working at all these stores to help you load things up?"
I couldn't even laugh, I was that shocked. I couldn't resist pushing it a little. I got out of my car and walked toward them again. They thanked me up and down, mentioned something about working there. I told them "Oh I don't work here, I'm with the Man Card Compliance Department, there's been lots of reports of cards being handed out too liberally. Unfortunately, I will need to revoke yours today."
If I thought their jaws were on the floor before?! Man that really did it! No I don't work here, I work for a "higher authority"