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A monkey is running through the jungle screaming "Crisis! Crisis! Crisis!"

A wolf hears it and says "I couldn't care less about the crisis, I used to always eat meat and I will keep eating it"

The monkey keeps running through the jungle screaming "Crisis! Crisis! Crisis!"

A fox says "A don't care about the crisis, I used to always wear my fur coat and I will keep wearing it"

Then the monkey stops for a second and thinks to herself "That's a good point. What do I care about the crisis? I used to always go around butt naked and I will keep doing it either way"

>In reality, taxpayer-funded tablets have also been used for more lurid endeavors. In this exclusive City Journal investigation, we contacted dozens of death-row inmates, who told us that prisoners in the state system use such devices to watch pornography and have explicit sexual conversations. Some prisoners, according to a former high-ranking California corrections official, use their tablets to groom minors. Though the state has claimed to regulate explicit content, the inmates told us that users can easily evade detection.