Come on boys, sip some hopium with me.

West Ham survive if:

West Ham results	Spurs results
Win + Win	Lose + Lose
Win + Win	Draw + Lose
Win + Win	Lose + Draw
Win + Win	Draw + Draw
Win + Win	Win + Lose
Win + Win	Lose + Win
Win + Draw	Lose + Lose
Win + Draw	Draw + Lose
Win + Draw	Lose + Draw
Win + Loss	Lose + Lose