u/Apart_Candidate4428

I’m hammered at Target

Can anyone tell? I told want to get in trouble. I just need to pick up a few things. I live around the corner, don’t worry about me I’m okay. I can’t lie, there are so many beautiful butts here. The proliferation of yoga pants has been an incredible development in my lifetime. More people have nice butts than you realize. I’m really focusing on my posture and eyes to avoid detective. But I must have tells I’m not aware of. I hate this. I’ll be sober tomorrow I promise

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u/Apart_Candidate4428 — 5 days ago