the lame joke is already bad enough but the addition of the :3 at the end just makes me unreasonably angry. like "tee hee~" type shit. and i guess it's just kinda gross imo. i dont fuck with this type of humor, it's not silly or cute to me.
🥺w-would you still love me if i was a worm?
NO.
I WOULD NOT LOVE YOU IF YOU WERE A WORM.
anyone who unironically says "yes" is just straight up lying. (unless you actually love worms. then that would be more believable.)
edit: yes, i understand that in a relationship you could be insecure, and this question is a way to ask "would you still love me if i became disabled, or unable to do much for you, or if i became useless"? and to that i say of course you should still love your own partner even if they are at their lowest.
but i still wouldn't love them if they were a worm.