u/Any_Project2508

Santa Claus came in with bag of presence over his shoulder
And saw the easter bunny’s dick wife like a boulder

Saint Nick was mad that his wife had bunny dick

He went at the bunny with a dash
And gave him a big gash
Painful like a rash

The body was on the ground passed out without a doubt

Santa Claus pulled out his pistol
The bullet was like a missile
Then gave him a Biffle

His wife ran out in the snow
Santa Claus said “ come back here you hoe and give me a blow!”

Her mouth is full of something that looks like glue
Crying, “boo-hoo-hoo”
She had a genius plan she decided to chew

Mr. Claus in pain winced
And chatter his fury, she only saw a glimpse

The end