u/Any-Value1142

New one for me.

- had a key for surveillance

- waiting for night raid

- set traps as one does. This time is was explosive mines

- get to looting

- hear a guy looting the red lockers

- pops open my door

- hit with three mines

Apparently protecting my key room make me a

- rodent

- an low income darker complexion fellow

- a practitioner of Judaism

- a gentlemen who prefers the company od other gentlemen

If he hadn't broke the 10 slurs/minute rule and I would have got him up.