u/Any-Bandicoot462

Spongemogging them so hard

Burt will have no choice but to bottom for the 80s pornstar look

constantly switch out Burt and Bill, make sure they have the same clothes. just to mess with the contestants. It would have to be a normie roster for it to work. It would probably work the first few times, then they can both just come out as the Bronx Bros.

I’m assuming they think it’ll be too much of a liability.

They got Alex B’s unhinged wife though.

Would need a big enforcer in production since I think he’s Sam’s size

just seeing Burt panic and freak out as he does crazy stuff would be too good

jet will try to pass him off as an Airsoft fatty replacement

he threatened his monkeys Benji and Luna

+ he’s an expert on robotics

jet is finally listening to the audience

I know the risk was really high of Mr Naked joining and flashing, but it was cool to see people randomly join and every now and then it would be a familiar face like Blane

frank says he would’ve ripped off JD’s shirt constantly to see his Elon musk body 💀

based right winger ✅

media experience ✅

I would at least respect the rugpull

He’s a bit of an unhinged lolcow these days and definitely needs the money. I think he GTA’d a hooker or something.

+ MDE already has connections with him.

He’d obviously cost way more than the adoring fan freeloaders like Blane, but I’m sure the TTS and clips would more than pay for itself.

He also is somewhat known in the mainstream too, so might draw in a few new viewers

I’d say he could also host, but I think he’s a little controversial.

can’t believe he beat Frank, a golden gloves boxer in the US military