Branding Feedback Request: I Welcome Business Name + Logo Feedback/Better Ideas Please Bully Me Before I Accidentally Register a Mistake
I’m working on launching a business, and I’ve been experimenting with names and logo concepts. I’ve got two visual graphics that might be brilliant… or might be the design equivalent of a midlife crisis. Before I commit and tattoo this branding onto my soul, I desperately need outside opinions. I’d love feedback on both the business name and the graphic designs that work, what doesn’t, what feels strong, what feels like it escaped from Microsoft Paint at 3 AM, and anything you think could be improved before I ruin my own future. I’m also open to completely new name ideas, in case one of you has better brain cells than the one I’ve been given the opportunity to use. Sometimes a stranger on the internet sees something my sleep-deprived trollman mind never would’ve considered. Please feel free to give honest, constructive, creative, or even brutally helpful criticism. I’m looking for positive criticism, dark humor, unique ideas, and any suggestions that could make this branding stronger than whatever chaos I’ve already created. Thanks in advance for taking the time to look, judge me, and help prevent me from making a business decision that will embarrass me, my family, and regret forever.