DIO would have wiped his ass with the Crusaders, if he gave a shit.
Bro lost because he got greedy for ONE extra punch and suddenly people think he’s washed
Let’s review the footage.
This man had:
- vampire regeneration
- laser eyes
- hypnosis
- flesh buds
- super strength
- immortality
- time stop
- generational aura
- Unmatched Rizz (Almost turned Avdol gay)
and people expect me to believe he lost fairly to a Japanese high schooler built like a fridge.
DIO spent the entire fight doing side quests because he knew he was stronger.
Instead of instantly killing Jotaro he was:
- posing
- monologuing
- testing his abilities
- throwing knives for fun
- dropping a ROAD ROLLER in 1989 Cairo
That is not the behavior of a man taking the fight seriously.
And don’t forget:
the moment DIO realized Jotaro could move in stopped time he STILL almost won.
Even after:
- underestimating him
- getting cocky
- wasting time
- literally playing with his food
My man gave zero fucks, no preparation, fucked around with Pucci and Vanilla Ice for 50 days and went to the fight with pure baller energy and he still almost killed the future Deadbeat.
The truth is simple:
If DIO locked in from the start,
Stardust Crusaders ends in episode 47.
The Joestar bloodline survived because DIO fucked around a lil too much.