[Online][2024 5e][Saturdays]
JOB POSTING: SENIOR LEVEL DISRUPTOR (Q4 CONQUEST)
Company: Doomstack Solutions & Global Acquisitions Location: The Dread-Fort (Remote/Lair-based)
Compensation: Competitive Loot-Shares, Health (Necromancy) Benefits, and unlimited PTO (Power Trip Opportunities)
ABOUT THE ROLE:
Are you tired of being a mid-level antagonist in a hero’s journey? Does the idea of "saving the world" feel like a fiscal nightmare? Doomstack Solutions is seeking high-energy, results-oriented Managing Partners(Players) to lead our latest market expansion.
We aren't just a cult, we’re a startup. We’re pivoting from "mindless destruction" to "systematic domination," and we need leaders who can balance a high-stakes siege with a mandatory 2:00 PM team-building ritual.
CORE RESPONSIBILITIES:
Asset Management: Oversee our diverse workforce of kobold interns and bugbear logistics specialists.
Interdepartmental Synergy: Coordinate with your fellow C-Suite villains to ensure our "World-Ending Artifact" project stays under budget and ahead of schedule.
Client Relations: Aggressively offboard any meddling adventuring parties who attempt to audit our facilities.
Office Culture: Maintain a positive "Evil Business Casual" environment. (Spikes are encouraged, but please, no blood on the breakroom rug).
WHAT WE OFFER:
The Corner Office: Build and customize your own Keep, Tower, or Temple. It’s not a lair; it’s a high-yield real estate investment.
Proprietary Tech: Access to our R&D department’s latest Unit Training. (Our teamwork Is literally "to die for").
Professional Development: Move up the ladder from "Local Menace" to "Planetary Threat" with our 2024 5e-compliant mentorship program.
Scheduling: Our dark rituals start after 6 PM EST to 10 pm EST at maximum
IDEAL CANDIDATE:
Proficient in the 2024 5e Ruleset.
Ability to maintain a professional "Office Comedy" tone while feeling reasonably evil.
Must be able to handle our rival" Paladins from Internal Affairs" with a weapon of destruction!
APPLY TODAY
Meta knowledge: this will be a 2024 5e evil campaign using MCDM’s stronghold and followers as an add-on with some 2014 stuff.
Power gaming is allowed within reason (just bring it up with me first) if you’re new to this game I have plenty of premade characters for you and if you’re not, I still have plenty of premade character
Characters in question: frenzy barbarian dampir that can cast wrath smite without using a spell slot, a reborn swashbuckler rogue and more