








Are actors even human or just a bunch of stats?
I saw a chart on Weibo where someone ranked like 45 male actors by visuals and the whole thing is so unserious and so serious at the same time I need you all to see it!!!
These are actual categories someone sat down and applied to real human celebrities.
The scale has five tiers. The top one is 夯 which basically means god mode untouchable flawless. Then 顶级 is elite but not quite god. Then 人上人 is above average fine respectable. Then Non Playing Character which means you just exist no impact no aura. The bottom is 拉完了 meaning completely cooked ruined garbage tier.
Remember This 💩 Key
夯 = God
顶级 = Elite
人上人 = Above averageKey
NPC = They don't matter
拉完了 = garbage
BEFORE they even rate the actors they also have a brutal height classification system 🤕
185cm and above is god height and you automatically win at life because you hit genetic lottery. 183 to 184 is elite so not quite bad . 179 to 182 is above average. 176 to 178 is NPC. And any man 175cm or shorter is automatically garbage. The worst tier. Just for being short. This rule alone kneecaps several popular actors and I am appalled by the audacity.
Then each guy gets scored on seven things body bone structure fashion period drama look modern look and variety show personality. Total score out of 100 which the chart maker is going by vibes and a dumb claim about using a scientific system
The results are 😳. Yang Yang is number one with 96 points he got god in six categories but his height is 180cm which in this system is only above average so he lost points for not being tall enough to be a real god. The chart says he is the most beautiful man on earth but sorry you are 180 not 185.
Tan Jianci is the weirdest entry. He is 174cm so height is 拉完了 worst tier garbage height. But then his face bone structure fashion period look modern look variety personality are all 顶级 or 夯. The chart is literally saying perfect perfect perfect perfect oh wait too short 83 points next. The height discrimination is so bad. Tan Jianci is labeled garbage because he is ONE CM short.
Huang Bo does not even get a total score. Height is 拉完了 at 172. Most categories are NPC. But he got 夯 for variety shows because the man is hilarious. So the chart says no height no look no fashion but at least he makes us laugh so we are not bothering to calculate a number. The disrespect to one of the most successful actors in China is sending me.
Xiao Zhan got god tier in almost everything but only 人上人 for variety shows which means the chart maker thinks he is boring on reality TV. Luo Yunxi is 177cm so his height is NPC but his period drama look is 夯 which honestly true the man was born to wear robes. Zhang Linghe is 188cm and gorgeous but got NPC for variety shows too the chart maker has opinions on who is entertaining and who is not.
The whole thing is someone taking visuals way too seriously while also making the pettiest arbitrary decisions. I need to know which rating made you gasp and hate this system of visual thirst.