u/AntaBatata

Who would win: coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb?

RULES

* The baby is an average, one month old toddler, stationed inside a standard crib. The baby is coughing due to a slight cold.

* The bomb is a standard tunable B83 thermonuclear unguided bomb, Teller-Ulam design.

ROUNDS

  1. The bomb is stationed near the crib.

  2. The bomb is detonated air burst.

  3. The bomb is detonated ground burst.

  4. The bomb is stationed near the crib, and the baby may ask for assistance from a parent.

WHO WOULD WIN?

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u/AntaBatata — 3 days ago