▲ 642 r/CrimsonDesert
Dear PA: Please let us kill those sneaky bitches that lure us into ambushes
By the third or fourth time some poor helpless woman desperately needed me to go down into a canyon by myself, I knew full well she was setting me up to get swarmed by bandits. But even with a mask on, I can't kill this skank?? I just have to drop down in there like a moron while she runs away giggling to the sound of her buddies choking on their own guts.
So, my request is: please mark these deceitful wenches as enemies when the ambush starts, and let me suplex them into the ground with my magic bracelet.
u/AndrewDoesNotServe — 13 hours ago