u/An_average_moron

Never have I ever seen a playerbase this unaware of their surroundings. Just a few minutes ago, I'm on forest, it's just me, a Technician, and one other guy, a Fighter. It's approaching 6 AM, 5:49 becomes 5:50, becomes 5:51, we're on the road to getting out of here. The whole time he's breathing heavily, he's wounded, he needs to run.

I get Springtrap to one of those two door hallways and barricade the door. He refuses to hit the door, so I keep the door held. For so long in fact, that the timer approaches 5:55, 5:56...

Great! Amazing start so far, and anyone with a brain stem connected to their spine could probably get the obvious objective of "GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE." So, after Springtrap FINALLY hits the damn door, I slam it in his face and book it after ding dong ditching the old bastard on his front lawn

But the fighter? Ohh no, the fighter, as I turn around to keep an eye on Springtrap's axe to make sure he doesn't throw it, I SEE THE FIGHTER RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND ME! HE STOOD BEHIND ME LIKE HE WAS AT THE FRONT OF A FAST FOOD LINE AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS ORDERING!

My immediate thought is "WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?" Which becomes "OH GOD DAMN IT" after an axe is sent into the back of his skull, passes right in due to his skull probably being about the size of a walnut, and LMS starts

Now, I win LMS either way, but genuinely, WHAT goes through these guys' heads? Does anyone play with someone like this, or have at least SPOKEN to them, for a proper answer as to WHY they're like this? I cannot think of any rational explanation for his choice

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u/An_average_moron — 8 days ago