u/AmmoBaronsNo1Fan

I'm sure some people are going to say its a good thing that it got taken down and that we shouldn't pirate comics, but readcomiconline was how I decided what comics I wanted to buy. I don't really care enough about the hobby to want to own everything, I just want to own the books I really like so I can revisit them whenever I want. Even if I did care, I wouldn't really be able to afford it anyways, I get comics pretty exclusively during Christmas and Birthdays. Piracy gave me a way to check out books and make a decision on whether or not I want to support it without having to worry about a monthly subscription that I can't afford on a lifeguard salary.

Always remember what Hakita, creator of Ultrakill, said regarding piracy: Culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it.

I actually just don't understand how you're supposed to beat them. If you kill one, the other stops dropping sunscreen, so you just bleed to death because for some reason they travel at the speed of light. If you focus on keeping them both at relatively the same health, guess what? You aren't doing enough damage to get sunscreen, so you just bleed to death. And unlike previous bosses, they don't drop magic or hearts, so you only get six hits to do all of it (plus the Squid Baron solo fight prior to Dual Barons) and once you're out of those wimpy ass beach balls, you basically can't attack the last one in their final phase because they're moving too fast and you can only get in a couple of hair whips every now and again.

I'll defend Friends to the End, I'll defend Ninja Mode, I'll defend Officer Mode, I think if you're struggling on Dual Barons in those it's a bit of a skill issue, but I genuinely just do not know how to do enough damage to get sun screen while also not doing enough damage to kill one of the barons so I can continue to get sunscreen. It is actually such a baffling decision to keep the the sun burn mechanic on during boss fights. ESPECIALLY DUAL BARONS BECAUSE YOU'RE INSIDE! HOW IS THE SUN BURNING YOU FROM INSIDE HYPNO BARON'S MANSION!

gee, I sure hope someone was fired for THAT blunder...