u/AlwaysLateForWords

(With gratitude/apologies to whoever started this game in prior years.)

A few to start off:

• Nâp - Know that Mother waits, standing by the door, for you to leave so she can have a lie-down
• iClipse - Delta Goodrem credits her relationship success to Apple's new world-removal photo-editing tool
• Fare - Stop denying, 'nying, saying you "lost" your train ticket. I know you jumped the turnstile.
• Dust Go - JIVA hopes these new microfiber cleaning cloths will erase the dirt from her soles
• Por Sempre Sì - Tommy Cash has really had an impact, huh?
• Sólo Quiero Márs - Lion Ceccah gets tired of living in this mad world, decides to try a different one
• Fella - Aidan leans into the lounge aesthetic with some Sinatra stylings (Hey, pal... Is it the end?)
• Diva, Moldova! - Satoshi x Dana International
• Nova Hora -- Iza gora, iza mora, Tamara Živković introduces her thundrous new backing choir*
• Kroj Mene - Luka Aranđelović tries to do a Cockney accent. It doesn't go well.

And a 2022 throwback:

• Hold Me Clover - Cornelia Jakobs begs her beloved cow to stay just one more night

Join in with your best ideas -- or (better yet) your worst ideas! 

* With apologies if I've got it wrong; Montenegrin resources on the web are pretty thin. (Even the website of the Međunarodni Festival Horski Herceg Novi doesn't ever refer to choirs in a way I'm sure is a noun.)