Sac-religious business ideas
Recently had a business idea that would enrage the Christian community. The idea is that I would start a business that produced an infinite supply of wine…(I think you know where this is going). As everyone knows there is a section in the bible where Jesus Christ creates wine from water. My idea plans to exploit this mechanic. However there is little Ik of the Christian religion so the main difficulty is getting him here. I think if I commit enough heinous acts Jesus himself will come down to intervene. At this point I can subdue him the only way Ik how (a cross). Then I can lock him in a basement of some sort and bring him jug after jug filled with water and force him to convert it to wine. I shall dub this wine the name of “BOC wine” (Blood Of Christ). There is also the issue of incentive to create the wine. So if he refuses to convert the water to wine I simply threaten to continue committing increasingly heinous acts until he complies or simply commit them in front of him.