Pizza Time!
You are offered a mediocre deal, with no real value or consequence.
You may have free pizza for the rest of your life; in addition, when you’ve eaten the full equivalent of a 18” regular pizza, you get $1000. It doesn’t need to be all in one sitting, kinda like a punch card but it’s based off of total area of pizza consumed. No one else can eat for you, but you can share- the shared portion doesn’t count toward your total.
The catch- regardless of how it is prepared, what goes into it, or where you get it from, it immediately changes to a lesser version once it hits your mouth.
The lesser version- arbitrarily we’ll say there are four parts to a pizza. Crust, sauce, cheese, and toppings. The lesser pizza will have one of the four components remain at whatever quality it started. The other three change to hospital or grade school cafeteria quality. Think rubber cheese, soggy crust, ketchup sauce, and institutional grade veggies and meats.
Do you take the deal, and if so what is the one component you preserve?
Also once agreed to, there are no take backs or quitting. Can’t be undone.