Kansas has been eaten by its neighbours!
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I received this last night because I forgot to pay my fines for my 1979 Wagon Queen Family Truckster in metallic pea registered in Illisouri, unfortunately since I had school and finals are coming up, I wouldn’t be able to make it. I figured I’d call after school was done. But before I could I got a call from Special Agent Bill Clinton and he told me that since I didn’t show up there was a warrant for my arrest. Naturally, I cried and begged telling him I was too pretty to go to jail. He told me I could pay the fine then and there if I went to my local 7-11 I could pay it with gift cards. When I cried and explained to him I was broke because I spent my money on nothing but Portillo’s Italian Beef, pictures of Jim Belushi, and footballs signed by Garrett Wolfe, Jordan Lynch, and Chandler Hamish. He said he was gonna sen his special agents after me if I didn’t pay them back. I then imagined my hero, Sister Mary Stigmata, and told them I would defend my home just as the founding fathers intended. I am currently sitting in a darkened closet in the spare bedroom waiting for them.