u/AliHummus

A month ago I noticed my little trooper looking a bit worse for wear. He'd lost a bit of muscle. Kinda like those soldiers who return from POW camps (and not the good kind!).

To quantify, I measured him and I found that I lost about a half an inch in length and another half an inch in girth. I had started a new job and was putting +12 hour days with bad sleep and limited exercise.

Afterwards, I started hitting the gym again, sleeping +8 hours a day and eating healthily. The little guy is back in tip-top shape. Ready to report for duty.

I did not realize that I had a fully functional dick-rometer measuring my level of overall health. Is this an actual thing or is it all in my head?