u/Alex_Golaco

It is virtually guaranteed that in our next home game our idiot fans will boo Ederson. And quite likely he will leave at the end of the season, because also off the pitch, more idiots bully his family.

Look at the goal Donnarumma just conceded in the Arsenal game. No one is booing. And it is not the first critical mistake he has committed this season.

We booed Tadic, Dzeko, Szymanski, En-Nesyri, and others. We lost them and did not replace them with better players. Thanks to some of our fans, we are doomed to mediocrity.

[Sometime in December 2025, Club HQs]

- Mr President, if we win the league this season, Koc will get all the credit since he signed all these players and the coach

- - Hmm, good point. What do you recommend?

- You need to make a few sensational transfers during the January window, put your touch, and then the credit will be all yours

- - That’s a great idea!

[proceeds to sell three strikers, signs Guendouzi, Kante and Cherif, spends massive amounts, borrowing from future seasons. No striker, no backup CB or RB. We will likely finish the league 3rd due to these critical mistakes, and a financial crisis will be waiting for us.]

Well done Sir. Well done.