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My plea: King Kovu is not a thing and never will be!
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My plea: King Kovu is not a thing and never will be!

A common theme or trope that I have seen countless times here is the idea of Kovu getting king when he enters into the Pride Lands and is accepted into the royal family. Well there is just one tiny problem there…

Kiara is already the heir to Pride Rock! She is the rightful queen!!

Kovu will never inherit anything. For now, at the end of the second movie, Kovu is a prince consort. Consort!! Meaning he’s only royalty by proxy and barely has any royal duties under his name as a prince consort. Kiara would final say on everything! He also wasn’t born into the royal family, thus he would have no power. Scar was never his father as said countless times and spoken by Nuka. That would be the only way he could have “royal blood” on him. But that’s being a bigger issue that is beyond this. Point is that he is consort to Kiara. The level of power as like Nala or Sarabi to Simba and Mufasa. Even then, those two would have more power and influence than I believe Kovu would because they understand the Pride Lands more. He was in the Outlands most of his life and doesn’t understand the Circle of Life.

Furthermore, this whole “King Kovu” trope is denoting Kiara more at a sexist level. Kiara is the rightful heir to the throne. Kovu isn’t. Replacing her with Kovu makes this is wrong and misogynistic. Let Kovu either be a) a chill husband who is still trying to process his childhood trauma or b) a chill dad that takes more time at Pride Rock than handle any royal duties. Plus, if he is king, do you expect him to be a good king?? Kiara, from the day she was born, learned how to be a ruler to lead the Pride lands. Kovu hasn’t learn anything at that level! Kovu can’t be expected to learn some of that magnitude that quick and hopes it leads to good fortune.

Kovu will never inherit being a king. His a consort and that’s fine (coming from and advid Kovu stan). The only way he becomes king is if he actively murders Kiara which is never going to happen! Kiara is queen. Let her be too. Kiara is queen, Kovu is consort king. And that’s final!

End of rant :D

u/Alaskan_HockeyG — 3 days ago

If an economy existed in the Pride Lands, Outlands, or Valley of the Kings, etc., which king/queen would have the biggest influence on the taxes and jurisdiction in the kingdom?

Mainly just thinking about those kings and queens that tax the heaviest on its people. Lions in contention include (if I’m missing anyone, do tell!):

Mufasa
Scar
Simba
Kiara (not official yet but she is going to be queen soon)
Zira
Obasi
Kiros
Rani
Janna

Again, we are considering those that have the biggest tax burden on their subject. The obvious picks are Kiros and Scar. I’m going to throw Simba in the mix. He’s got rebuild the Pride Lands after Scar’s reign. Thus he has to get the most money out to rebuild and make the Pride lands prosper.

Thoughts? Let me know!

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u/Alaskan_HockeyG — 3 days ago

LK AU as Baseball players

With the baseball season upon us, my sports brain got me thinking. What positions and where in the hitting line up would certain LK characters be slotted in? This post is my sequel to my previous one where I made an AU where LK characters are hockey players. And because baseball has so many positions and is intriguing to guess lineups, why not have some fun with it.

For this exercise, I’ll be going over a normal batting order and slotting each character in their respective positions. I’ll do my best to explain why this character fits this position over another. And for those that don’t know, batting order usually goes like this: 1 is your speedster and best hitter, 2 is your best quality hitter, 3/4 are your power hitters but are slow, 5/6 are mainly your quality hitters as well, 7/8/9 are your least reliable hitters but they have to hit as they are playing the game. (I know I didn’t explain that very well but it’s best I can do in 5 mins without research lol). I’ll also include the coach and starting pitcher! With that brief overview, let’s play ball and let’s meet the Pride Lands baseball team!!

  1. Batting first and playing centerfield, I have Fuli. Fuli is the quickest in all the Pride lands. Earning that becoming that role in the guard. Because of that, her speed really helps her here. She can cover most fields in a flash and can get to unthinkable fly balls that come to her in an instant. But at bat, she has some quality moments. And can easily get two bases.

  2. Batting second and playing shortstop, I have Rafiki. Rafiki is up this high for the moment he started swinging at Hyenas. Plus with his crazy nature, he can really be elusive in the field. He can easily drive in lots of runs.

  3. Batting third and playing first base, I have Simba. Simba definitely gained lots of muscle once he took some in the Pride lands. I mean his figure drastically changed from TLK1 to TLK2! He’s more know for his power swings and big hits. But he is athletic and can play the field very well.

  4. Batting fourth and the designated hitter (a player that only hits), I have Beshte. You want power? This is your power hitter. Reliable and can easily get massive hits all the time. What else is there to say?

  5. Batting fifth and playing left field, I have Nala. Nala is here mainly for her running and speed. Her chase with Pumbaa shows she is athletic and speedy. And I think she has a pretty good arm to throw deep balls from the outfield to any base. Plus, her batting power can be elite and gets quality hits.

  6. Batting sixth and playing third base, I have Kiara. Third base is where you need someone nimble and I think Kiara fits that bill. She’s fast and elusive, I mean her ability to move while being chased by rhinos is why she is here. She ain’t the best hitter but can get some decent hits in the game whenever possible.

  7. Batting seventh and playing catcher, I have Kovu. Playing the catcher position is where you need to quick as well. Most catchers in the MLB are bigger and have lots of power. Kovu fits that bill. His arm to get throw downs are great, he may not be the best hitter, but can still hit the ball.

  8. Batting eighth and playing second base, I have Pumbaa. Pumbaa is here because I feel like can be quick. The chase with Nala shows he can cover lots of ground. I don’t think he can hit the ball well, rather tries to eat it all the time. Still he plays on the team.

  9. And finally, batting ninth and playing right field, I have Ono. You need some to catch fly balls and get those hard to reach ones, that’s Ono. But his short stature really makes it difficult to swing the bat and get hits.

And your starting pitchers, I have both Bunga and Timon. Both definitely have the arm and hands to throw (if we are being realistic here lol) and I think we have seen them actually throw something. Timon can be more of fast ball pitcher while Bunga definitely has a wide array of pitches in his arsenal.

And to coach/manage the team, the obvious one is Mufasa. His wisdom and ability to get everyone involved on the team ready to play is his strength. (Plus James Earl Jones played a character in The Sandlot that went up against Babe Ruth. It’s true!) if there is anyone that can help a team win, it’s Mufasa.

Well that’s the starting lineup. What are your guys thoughts? Did I slot someone in the wrong spot? Or wrong position? Let me know. Maybe I’ll make the Outlands/White Lion Pride team next 👀

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u/Alaskan_HockeyG — 4 days ago