u/Akbeardman

I want to know what potty mouthed poetry has sprung forth in you presence. While working on a boat with a broken sewage pump I handed Captain Jack the tool he had asked for while he was standing in a bilge full of human waste 3 inches deep he yelled up to me:

"You'd be more useful and half as fucking irritating if you were a barnacle on a humpback whale's cunt, except you'd make the barnacle populations IQ drop lower than krill shit"

The awe I felt in the presence of a seadog who clearly had reached a level of profanity most can't fathom was enormous. I couldn't even laugh, I was so impressed I wrote it down. This high seas Shakespeare was a master of the craft.

What do you have and does it rhyme in your language?