“Faith Expressed As Works” or “ True Belief Begets Obedience.” - a 4 year old’s views on Christian theology.
Driving my daughter to daycare this morning, I was trying to explain to her there’s really only 2 rules. I said that should be easy, right? We can keep 2 rules!
Then she said nope there’s actually 3 rules!
First rule, gotta eat your dinner.
Second rule, if you eat all your dinner you get a popsicle
If you don’t eat your dinner you get a whooping.
So if you love your daddy, you’ll just do what you’re supposed to do, then you get a reward? And if you disobey, you’re punished?
Yep, and the last rule is: you can’t run away. And then you get to go to baskin robbins, and the jump park, and the slime museum.
Last rule; Surprise! it’s a Whooping! Tricked ya! A toy ice cream they can lick.
And puppies and dogs and cats get real ice cream bc they’re nice. And Bruce (our Maine coon); he doesn’t. Bc he runs and scratches and fights.
Just wanted to run this by the group, as to me, it seems like pretty sound doctrine. 😝
Feel free to argue or defend the claims amongst yourselves! 😂
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