u/Ajreil

Assume every single anomaly is canon, even if they conflict.

Off the top of my head:

• SCP-2828 - A vestigial organ behind my ear with antimemetic shielding

• SCP-3368 - Due to the ongoing HB-Class Beepocalypse scenario, my brain is made of bees

• SCP-8900-EX - The concept of color has breached containment, and I got some on me

• [[Numbers Lie]] - I'm hallucinating about 70% of everyone I think exists because of a meme implanted in my brain last time they activated 2000

My vote is for SCP-1796 which, without spoiling anything, describes what it feels like to be redacted.

Honorable mention to Nobody who would probably be considered antimemetic if he were written today.