u/AfflictedArchitect

The great apes exited the mud with the belief they came from elsewhere, and used that belief to subjugate other great apes who did not share it.

When the beings from the stars arrived, they looked upon the great apes with disgust, and swiftly eradicated them—for only the beings truly knew where they came from, and they knew, with certainty, where the great apes would return.

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u/AfflictedArchitect — 4 days ago

A loud bang came from the ceiling of his apartment, so he banged back angrily over and over again.

Lying next to the tipped chair, cast in the hanging corpse's shadow, was a note that read, "Why won't he stop banging?"

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u/AfflictedArchitect — 4 days ago