What are the chances Debbie took Nolan's virginity?
I was thinking about this randomly and I realized that there is kind of a chance that Debbie took Nolan's virginity.
Think about it, with sex in Viltrumite culture, it's purely for procreation, there's no love involved as seen multiple times, especially with Nolan's parents. Given how most Viltrumites' upbringing is largely just training, the scourge virus happened very shortly after Nolan turned 18 with no sign of him being sexually active up until then and that's probably the case given how I'm assuming Viltrumites usually partake in sexual intercourse for procreation years later down the line, after they've "proved themselves", most likely. The chances of Nolan having sex before the scourge virus happened are very low just because from what we've seen, Nolan never had any other kids, and with how seemingly powerful Viltrumite DNA is post-purge, you'd assume if he wasn't a virgin, he'd have a kid by now.
Post-scourge virus the chances dip even lower, since the Viltrumites numbers were dwindling quickly and sex was
A. most likely discouraged due to the contagious nature of the virus and
B. from what we've seen with the small group of Viltrumites alive right now, not very prominent for some reason between the surviving Viltrumites.
With the Viltrumites also having a rule that breeding with other species that weren't similar to them, the chances of Nolan having some other kind of affair with another species before he came to Earth are essentially zero, given how committed to the Empire Nolan was.
This begs the question: was the first time Nolan ever had sex with Debbie on Earth at age, like, 2,000?
That's not even that insane, that's just funny as hell to me. It also definitely helps explain why Debbie was able to change him so much, getting puh for the first time GENUINELY deprogrammed his Viltrumite nature, which is crazy.