u/AdultContemporaneous

Me: average-looking but chipper guy in a red convertible on the way to pick up some transmission fluid at a car dealership on 15-501.

You: middle aged lady in a gray/blue recent-model Hyundai hatchback, driving 10-15 MPH too slow, wildly gesturing with your hands and speaking like you were giving a lecture. I think you had a personalized plate.

We locked eyes for the first time, for just a moment as I drove past you and kept a distance of about 1/4 mile thereafter, but I'll never forget you.