u/Additional-Hat-2917

BIIIIIIIIG Stretch

He does the BIGGGGEST stretches

Second call in and I get a man from NY screeching into the phone. I don't understand why most people from NY/NJ are so mean and hostile. I could be telling one of them that they are getting a refund and they'd still curse me out. I'm about to snap. Just needed to vent.

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u/Additional-Hat-2917 — 9 days ago

▲ 1.0k r/flonkers+2 crossposts

And yep, the belly is a trap

Edited to add: His name is Monkey, but he has many nicknames - Monkey Butt, Furball, Fur Demon, Fur Baby, Baby Boy, Bubby, Little Stinker, Chonky McChonky Chonk, Floofers, Chonksters, Angel Boy, Floofy Boy.

u/Additional-Hat-2917 — 10 days ago