Behind you is a big red glowing button, about as bright as your typical night light. Pressing it can do anything. It may solve every problem to ever exist, or it may delete our universe. It may give you the ability to generate an infinite amount of cash at will with 0 tax, or it may give a random person reality bending powers. You don't know what the button will do. The button cannot be moved, anything done cannot be undone, and everyone affected will know who pressed the button once you commit. Do you press the button, or do you leave it be?
If you press the button, it will cause a random thing to happen before teleporting to another random individual. The button's effects will be different for each person who presses it, but it won't erase other events caused by it. After 5 presses, the button disappears completely. By leaving it be, you now must live with it if it spawned in your home. You won't be told the effects of the button after pressing it either, that's for you to figure out.
I ask you one more time, would you press the button?