A kid shat on me today
Prepare yourself because this is gross.
First, I’m a swim teacher and I teach all ages. We encounter all different types of kids and all different scenarios.
He was a bit older but on the more nervous side and he was very quiet. He didn’t say much all of class. I would ask him if any of his swims made him nervous and he would say “a little” or “no I’m good.”
We get towards the end of class where we teach students how to dive into the pool and I ask him to climb up. That’s when I notice the brown cloud. Initially, I thought “maybe he just peed,” because honestly it was just liquid. I go “baby did you pee in the pool?” He goes “yes ma’am.”Then the SMELL hit me. And I go “sweetheart I need you to be honest with me. Did you pee or did it come out the other end?” He goes “it came out the other end.” And he looks so ashamed. I tell him not to worry and that he’s not in trouble. My team cleans it up and everything is fine.
I was standing in it! I handled it well on the outside BUT I WAS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ON THE INSIDE! I love that sweet sweet boy but that smell made me want to throw up. We have protocols for these things because they happen but I never expected it was gonna happen to me! It’s just not something you think about.
My over dramatic ass wanted to bathe with bleach when I got home but I don’t have any 😂 I’ve calmed down now but hey that’s a thing that happened to me today.